What's that, Sergeant Major wants to do a Brigade run to boost morale? Can't wait for that mandatory fun day planned on Saturday -- loddie doddie everybody? The new lieutenant lost his NVGs and now you have to go through all the CONEX containers at 1900 after 2 weeks in the field?
Introducing the one thing they should give you at CIF -- the emergency morale booster flask! Simply add up to 6 oz of your favorite hooch and add a lil razzle-dazzle to that safety stand-down day or that 0500 road guard duty.*
Made from high-quality, not "military-grade" stainless steel, this flask will be there to get you through that death by PowerPoint or for that extra courage when you find out the stupidly hot chick you nailed from the bar was the Brigade Commander's daughter!